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:) [Sep. 16th, 2006|02:57 am]
Dead baby jokes and other gross humor.

strokemyvine
[Current Mood |contentcontent]

What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzsky?

Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.
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newbie post [Mar. 3rd, 2006|06:50 pm]
Dead baby jokes and other gross humor.
mindb0dyands0ul
[Current Mood |amusedamused]
[Current Music |30 seconds to mars]

hey all, i'm new and i love dead baby jokes.

What's better than spinning a live baby around on a string?
Stopping it with a shovel.

What's blue and thrashes around on the ground?
A baby in a plastic bag.

How do you make a baby float?
Take your foot off it's head.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of dead baby and a root beer.

What is bright blue and pink in fizzes?
A baby trying to breast-feed on an electrical outlet.


that's all i can think of for now.
hopefully these aren't repeating.
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(no subject) [Jan. 21st, 2006|04:12 pm]
Dead baby jokes and other gross humor.

teenagewildlife

i'm really sorry for this lousy attempt at a first post, but i'm trying to get the word out for a new bloodhound gang (specifically, jimmy pop) community ...for anyone is interested in joining ...

mods: if this is not allowed, i apologize; jimmitypop

p.s. - i was gonna tell my dead baby joke ...but someone posted it awhile back. i need some new material ...

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Hong Kong Phooey [Jan. 7th, 2006|12:07 am]
Dead baby jokes and other gross humor.

strokemyvine
[Current Mood |thirstythirsty]
[Current Music |AFI - Girl's Not Grey]

What is the favorite type of bagel at the World Trade Center?

PLANE!!!!


What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall!




They don't include dead babies.....but I like em.
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(no subject) [Dec. 24th, 2005|03:40 pm]
Dead baby jokes and other gross humor.

strokemyvine
[Current Mood |crazycrazy]
[Current Music |Clutch - Big News II]

What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?

Sexy.



What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?


An erection.
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(no subject) [Dec. 22nd, 2005|06:18 am]
Dead baby jokes and other gross humor.

dithy
I wanna hear dead baby jokes, not abortions jokes. at least not today.
We'll tackle that subject tomorrow.

Coommme on
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my first post [Nov. 30th, 2005|10:24 pm]
Dead baby jokes and other gross humor.

juicy_melons
A young woman is walking along the beach when she notices a bloke in a wheelchair on the edge of the pier, as she gets closer she can see that he has no arms or legs and that he's crying. She decides to ask him whats wrong, he say's "i'm 29 and never been on a date with a woman". The woman thinks that it cant do any harm and takes him out for the night. The next day she's walking along the pier and there's the bloke at edge of the peir crying again. So she asks him whats wrong and he say's "i'm 29 and i'v never been kissed by a woman" she thinks well he's not to bad looking and kiss's him. The next she's walking on the pier and there's the bloke agian crying, this time he say's "i'm 29 and i'v never been fucked. The woman grabs his wheel chair push's him into the water and shouts "WELL NOW YOUR FUCKED !!!!!!!"
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(no subject) [Sep. 21st, 2005|06:31 pm]
Dead baby jokes and other gross humor.

6sic6maggot6
[Current Music |Frank Zappa's "Valley Girl"]

Doctor: Sir, this is very difficult for me to tell you, but you have cancer, AND you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer.
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yum. [Sep. 9th, 2005|11:25 am]
Dead baby jokes and other gross humor.
gloomgoddess
[Current Mood |stoned]
[Current Music |lollipop, lollipop]

whats brown and wriggles?

a baby in a casserole.



what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs that is nailed to a wall?


art.
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It's been awhile for me... [Sep. 8th, 2005|11:54 pm]
Dead baby jokes and other gross humor.
deadly_lettuce
[Current Mood |amusedamused]

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?



A pizza doesn't scream when it's put into an oven.
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