|my first post
||[Nov. 30th, 2005|10:24 pm]
Dead baby jokes and other gross humor.
A young woman is walking along the beach when she notices a bloke in a wheelchair on the edge of the pier, as she gets closer she can see that he has no arms or legs and that he's crying. She decides to ask him whats wrong, he say's "i'm 29 and never been on a date with a woman". The woman thinks that it cant do any harm and takes him out for the night. The next day she's walking along the pier and there's the bloke at edge of the peir crying again. So she asks him whats wrong and he say's "i'm 29 and i'v never been kissed by a woman" she thinks well he's not to bad looking and kiss's him. The next she's walking on the pier and there's the bloke agian crying, this time he say's "i'm 29 and i'v never been fucked. The woman grabs his wheel chair push's him into the water and shouts "WELL NOW YOUR FUCKED !!!!!!!"|